Here’s your chance to have your say on life, travelling and just about anything – the ‘wilder’, the more far-fetched and the more ridiculous the better!’

Here are a few from our members:

• Our aim is to exceed your expectation, customer care is an extra dimenson to our quality (Simius Restaurant, Torquay, Feb 2007)
• Teen Wolf's dad is The Stig from Top Gear (Non Member, Dec 2006)
• An El Pacca is a cross between a sheep, and a swan. (Non Member, August 2006)
• I can find oil - Elai - August 30th 2006
• My mate’s chances with the High street honey next door despite investing 8 hours per day plus £1,000s – so wild - unknown - July 9th 2006
• BETFAIR - mrflipflop - July 9th 2006
• The coke vending machine at Crossharbour Tube station - for claiming to vend "ice cold coca cola" and actually dispensing hot brown soup instead - mrflipflop - July 7th 2006
• Said Bolivian hostel owner to cold backpackers: "dont be silly, the water in the shower isnt cold, the air outside is cold - you're all just getting confused." - Jessica - May 20th 06
• I would rather have a Cherry Bakewell than a night with Kelly Brook - alpenwest - May 09th 06
• You can travel the 4 corners of the earth, watch the sun rise over the Serengeti, bask in the wonder of the Pyramids of Eygpt, hand-glide across the Grand Canyon, but you'll never find a better night out than Blackpool.....- Croon - Mar 29th 06
• Without Ham and Cheese, the Alps would fall down - mrflipflop - Feb 10th 06
• No point in going snowboarding when you can play alpine poker instead at far less risk to your life and limbs - mrflipflop - Feb 10th 06
• Snowboarding and skiing is what you do before you are old enough to drink -
  Rbmant - Feb 10th 06
• My grandad invented the deckchair - BigOd - Feb 10th 06
• Said wise man in Nirobi "go out on Tuesdays as all the thieves are in Church, and one should never french kiss a giraffe." - Jessica - Sep 7th 05
• Thais speaking english: "I charge 500 baht, but for you, 700" ; "Buy one, get one" and "You from England? America number one." - Jessica - Sep 9th 05
• There's no point dancing unless you relentlessly play the air guitar - Setho - July 2nd
• Poker is easily the best game invented since 1893 - Banterama - July 2nd 05
• I read in the Sunday Times that 98% of travelers are likely to have eaten a live catfish in their sleep without even realising it - mrflipflop - July 3rd 05
• Scuba diving off the Thai coast is not the best thing in the world but it's in the top one - Foo July 3rd 05
• Conversation with a small girl in Cambodia:
  

  "Mister, you want to buy some bangles"

  "No thanks, I don't want one"

  "No, of course not you want two"

  That said, two packs of bangles bought. - Leniideas - September 25th 05

• There is absolutely no way in the world that Rib ‘n Saucy Nik Naks aren’t the finest edible purchase in the 0-50 pence category - Singers - Oct 17th 05
• Nizlopi is Tracy Chapman - Banksy6 - Dec 20th 05
  
  Please send any wild touts to wild@travellersconnected.com